The Stig !

THE STIG:Possibly the coolest character to hit any screen big or small since Darth Vader !

For those that don't know and I find that hard to believe if you live anywhere but the U.S. , The Stig is an anonymous test driver created by the hit BBC show TOP GEAR.

The Stig has logged track times on the Shows test track that top racing drivers haven't been able to beat.
There are rumors at current of who this mysterious figure may be, but that doesn't make him any less cool.

When The Stig appears on each show, he is given a very grand, comical and show stealing introduction. Below are a few of those quips regarding THE STIG

Some say that in a previous life he was a muscle car and he can "drive a stick" only with his left foot. All we know is, he's called The Stig

Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he's the main cause of global warming and his stomach is reverse engineered to make the I-Phone. all we know is he's called The Stig.

Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts... all we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he recently pulled out of I'm A Celebrity because he is scared of trees... and Australia... and Koo Stark... and Ant... and Dec. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears' head... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground... all we know is, he's called the Stig.